July 30, 2014

stillkindofbeautiful:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

(via theedgeofsomethingfinal)

July 30, 2014

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via 720k)

July 30, 2014

(Source: heyfunniest, via megustamemes)

July 30, 2014

wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

(via 720k)

July 30, 2014

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid, via 720k)

July 30, 2014

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

bite-me-assbutt:

angemicwings:

my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

bitchesters

Bitching People

Judging Things

The Family Business

OH SHIT

(Source: out-in-the-open, via assbutt-in-tardis)

July 30, 2014
ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

(via 720k)

July 30, 2014

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

(via 720k)

July 30, 2014

(Source: shananasplit, via rose-tyler-in-thetardis)

July 30, 2014
ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

(via dokuhan)